These are stolen from all over. Credits to WJRR-FM for posting #1. Feel free to add to the list!

 #10 Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

 #9 Sunday = sports.

 #8 Shopping is not a sport.

 #7 If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat butt in a gym.

 #6 It's tougher to pee while standing. We're bound to miss sometimes.

 #5 Learn to work the toilet seat -- if it's up, put it down.

 #4 If you can't see if the seat is up or down, Turn On The Light!

 #3 When we appear to be listening, we're thinking about sex.

 #2 If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 #1 Nothing says luvin' like sex.