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Robin Williams Performing at Comic Relief
Comic Relief is an annual comedy show that aids homeless
shelters throughout the United States.
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 Ah,
yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Sean Connery in Goldfinger', 1964
Sean Connery, born Thomas S. Connery, during filming of the
James Bond film 'Goldfinger' in 1964. He was first cast as
James Bond, or 007, in 1962 Source: Corbis Collection
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've
thought of that!"
Sean Connery
According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where,
of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
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Publicity Portrait of Bill Cosby
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 I
am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know
when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's
job and I don't want it.
Bill Cosby
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for
the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not
paying enough attention to women's breasts?
Hugh Grant
We have women in the military, but they don't put us
in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill.
I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms."
Elayne Boosler
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elizabeth Taylor
 There's
very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's
a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I
know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfield
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Clooney
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find
a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have
fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Bridges
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
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