How To Do It Right:
No Guts, No Glory

 

"Think what American shopping preferences would be if Sears were suddenly filled with wonderful products from the future -- typewriters that could write things by themselves, safe cars that could go twice as fast as our own, shoes that make us sexually irresistible. The Russians are getting all these things."

PJ O'Rourke, Eat the Rich, page 127; Atlantic Monthly Press, 1998

 

 

Email this articleImagine the expressions of the Russian people...

...coming face-to-face for the first time with washing machines that don't involve a pot of boiling water; clothes dryers that aren't a line strung over the sink; or refrigerators that make ice, rather than require it.

Back in 1988, we proposed selling Sears Kenmore products inside the USSR.

We developed the plan, found the resources to execute it, and pitched it to the top of the then-Merchandise Group at Sears.

The campaign was called, simply, "Sears on Tour" -- no theme line. All sorts of Sears products would be displayed in auditoriums, convention centers, Young Soviet Halls, Lenin Laundromats, Concrete of the Future museums and the like. Attendees would pay a nominal entry fee to wander through and gawk.

But the products weren't just for display. They were for sale.

Russian authorities were enthusiastic, even anxious.

The Iron Curtain had been parted. Soviet citizens saw just how crappy their lives were, unleashing decades of unfulfilled consumer desires. Soviet industry hadn't a prayer of a chance in hell of manufacturing what people now wanted. Even if GOSPLAN could somehow manufacture a working TV, no one in Russia seemed to have a clue how to get it from a factory to a warehouse to a store to a living room.

Sears can handle that! If there's one thing Americans are better at than anyone else in the world, it's DISTRIBUTION!)

Maybe you remember the constant stream of news about Sears on Tour, as reporters sopped up everything 'glasnost.'

Investors surely remember the big bump in price for Sears stock, which transformed from an awkward wallflower at the bull market ball into a glamour plate virtually overnight.

Quite a few folks may even have felt a bit more proud to be an American, as we all reflected that what's commonplace to us -- dependable, trustworthy, Sears products -- are miracles in most of the rest of the world.

People are still talking about it today. It's the subject of newspaper articles, MBA theses, Jane Pauley retrospectives on MSNBC...Well, it sure coulda been!

At the last minute, Sears got cold feet. It never happened.*

AXIOM: A lack of vision results in a lack of visibility. Or, if you prefer, No Guts, No Glory!

Persons who think the failure to undertake Sears on Tour has nothing to do with Sears' lack of visibility today had better think again. Sears has dropped so far off the radar scope that it's no longer part of the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Wal-Mart -- far and away the #1 retailer -- is on the Dow. And now, Home Depot is there, too.

Trojans

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* Strangely, one of the decision-makers at Sears who got cold feet quit a year or so later to take a similar post at Montgomery Ward. We pitched the idea there, and he enthusiastically supported it. All the way to the top it went, where once again, it died. In hindsight, given that this was obviously a superb, staggeringly enormous idea, it's only fair to ask: were Sears & Montgomery Ward both gutless, or were we just plain lousy salespeople?

 

USA You're OK! Or Are You?

 





Our sample is derived from Neal Stephenson's superb book Snow Crash.

 

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