is not your typical ad agency web site. If you're familiar with the expression "contemplating one's own navel," we do that, and we check out the lint, too.

WhizzO exists not merely to poke fun at and holes in what passes for contemporary marketing strategy. We've also included tons (not literal) of insight, guidelines, and suggestions in an easy to understand, jargon-free style.

You won't find us using words like 'impact' and 'architect' as verbs. You will find us using a few vulgar expressions and too many Monty Python references (including our name). We'll make fun of dead white guys and some live people, too. This may be cutting-edge, or maybe it's just rude. You decide, and let us know by posting to the WhizzO Forum.

What's the point of all this?

Use the text links at the top of the page to move around. Philosophy tells our side of the branding story. Solutions showcases approaches we like. Portfolio spins our corporate saga. And Phun is just that. Enjoy!